'Avoid the drama', said the friendly man from IOPP, 'what we are interested in is a criticism of the quantum physics!'. That would be to miss the point as surely as the case of Samuel Johnson's most quotable dog walking on its hind legs.
When physics professor Chad Orzel went to the pound to adopt a dog, he never imagined Emmy. She wasn't just a friendly mutt who needed a home; she was a talking dog with an active interest in what her new owner did for a living and how it could work for her. Soon Emmy was trying to use the strange ideas of mechanics for the really important things in her life: chasing critters, getting treats, and going for walks. She peppered Chad with questions: Could she use tunneling to get through the neighbor's fence and chase bunnies? What about teleportation to catch squirrels before they climb out of reach? Where are all the universes in which Chad drops steak on the floor? And what about the bunnies made of cheese that ought to be appearing out of nothing in the backyard? With great humor and clarity, Chad Orzel explains to Emmy, and to human readers, just what mechanics is and how it works -- and why, although you can't use it to catch squirrels or eat steak, it's still bizarre, amazing, and important to every dog and human. Follow along as Chad and Emmy discuss the central elements of theory, from particles that behave like waves and Heisenberg's uncertainty principle to entanglement (spooky action at a distance) and virtual particles. Along the way, they discuss the history of the theory, such as the experiments that discovered that electrons are waves and particles at the same time, and Albert Einstein and Niels Bohr's decades-long debate over what theory really meant (Einstein may have been smarter, but Bohr was right more often). Don't get caught looking less informed than Emmy. How to Teach Physics to Your Dog will show you the universe that lies beneath everyday reality, in all its randomness, uncertainty, and wonder. Forget Schrodinger's Cat, says Emmy, quantum physics is all about dogs. And once you see physics explained to a dog, you'll never see the world the same way again.
names don’t appear on the title page. Foremost among these are my parents, Tom and Bonnie, who did a wonderful job of fostering and supporting my interest in science and academics from an early age and have always encouraged me to pursue my interests. The faculty and staff of the Physics department have also provided a fantastic education and valued guidance whenever needed. The colloquia have provided a wonderful opportunity to hear about new and exciting areas of physics that aren’t necessarily standard parts of the undergraduate curriculum, and the snacks afterwards were never to be missed! I’d also like to thank all of my friends at Williams, especially those in the Physics department and those on the Cross Country team, who have all been incredibly supportive and made my time at Williams all the more enjoyable. Though he has not been directly involved in this research, Prof. Steve Miller has also helped influence this project through my work with him in SMALL 2009, which introduced me to Random Matrix Theory and many other mathematical techniques
Suppose that you are playing a dice game with a friend. You throw two sixes and you feel very happy because you know that you are going to win. You even think that it may be unnecessary for your friend to throw the dice. The probability that he will also throw two sixes is very small indeed, and in any case you are sure that he cannot obtain a better score than yours. Now he throws the dice, and here comes a big surprise – a six is face up on one of the dice, while the second one splits in two, showing two faces: one face with a six and the other face with a one.