The MUB Problem for Composite Dimensions - Yeah That's Right I did It - Enjoy The Insufferable Tone Hehe YOLO
Christopher Pompetzki
Abstract
Started From The Bottom (Factor), Now We’re HereThe MUB Problem for Composite Dimensions Christopher PompetzkiLord of the Pequod, Defender of the BottleneckDecember 2025 “There she blows! The fourth MUB!” (Narrator: There was no fourth MUB.) “All visible objects, man, are but as pasteboard masks. Strike through the mask!” We show that the failure of additional MUBs in composite dimensions is not geometric, not analytic, and not quantum. It is a two-element group having a bad day.Specifically: the maximum number of mutually unbiased bases in dimension d is p + 1, where p is the smallest prime factor of d. The proof is constraint propagation through CRT. The obstruction lives in Zp. For d = 6, this gives M (6) = 3, and no amount of entanglement, non-circulant constructions, or optimism can change that. DedicationTo the fourth MUB in dimension six.We searched for you everywhere except where you actually were: nowhere. 1 Statement (This Is Not a Vibe Check)Theorem 1. Let d be composite with smallest prime factor p. Then the maximum number of mutually unbiased bases in Cᵈ isM (d) = p + 1.The lower bound M (d) ≥ p + 1 is achieved by standard constructions. We prove the upper bound.The obstruction to MUBs in composite dimensions is arithmetic and local. It lives in Zp, propagates through CRT, and cannot be avoided by entanglement, exotic constructions, or optimism.Yes, some guy in oh ay North Jowsey has solved a problem that has eluded mathematicians, logicians, scientists, etc. for decades. Yes, I find that hilarious. Will I ever clean up the tone. Hmm. Perhaps. Does it really matter: nope. It's done. I did it first. Feel free to use all my former proof attempts as toilet paper. Oh and that's the thing about proofs. I can make 1,000+ wrong ones. All it takes is one correct one. Ha. Shout out to the real mathematicians who I spam email every time I think I've finished MUBy Dick once and for all.